Welcome to the Figment Restaurant homepage!
Our History as told by Alice Liddle
Long ago, it was dark in Figlantis(duh duh duhh). Everything tasted disgusting, and Nutella was illegal to harbor in one’s home. Streets soon filled with angry protestors, proclaiming their wish for something good in their terrible town. Then Avril got up on her soapbox, thrusted her fist in the air, yelled “JUST CHILL GUYS!” , and with that, The Figment Restaurant opened. She gave Apocalypse Moon the duty as owner, and Annetta Azul as manager. Avril, being her subtle self, assigned herself Head Chef.
Now that peace is obtained in Figlantis, everything is just how we wish it to be. The Figment Restaurant is found on Tardis Street, with a constant flow of customers coming in 'cus she's just that awesome of a chef (<-----she wrote that). All is perfect, that is, for now…
Now that peace is obtained in Figlantis, everything is just how we wish it to be. The Figment Restaurant is found on Tardis Street, with a constant flow of customers coming in 'cus she's just that awesome of a chef (<-----she wrote that). All is perfect, that is, for now…
A message from the Avril
This the Avril coming at you. Yes, I realize I just called myself a 'the'. U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
So yah. I thought not. I get distracted easily, so I'll keep this short. OH LOOK, A SQUIRREL.
Anywho, this is the website for the Figment Restaurant (all rights go to Figment.com). We have all of the 'dishes' we serve available to look at via the tabs uptop. Please make sure to sneak a peak at the faculty page: none of this would have been possible without all of my associates. Check them out on Figment, read their work, put your destiny in their hands; you know, the usual. I would link all of their profiles, but unfortunately I do not have the time nor the patience to do that, so tough cookies for you.
*note* There are probably mistakes throughout this site. Do I care, you ask? No, I do not care, LIVE WITH IT A MISSING COMMA WILL NOT STRANGLE YOUR FACE.
kthxbi.
So yah. I thought not. I get distracted easily, so I'll keep this short. OH LOOK, A SQUIRREL.
Anywho, this is the website for the Figment Restaurant (all rights go to Figment.com). We have all of the 'dishes' we serve available to look at via the tabs uptop. Please make sure to sneak a peak at the faculty page: none of this would have been possible without all of my associates. Check them out on Figment, read their work, put your destiny in their hands; you know, the usual. I would link all of their profiles, but unfortunately I do not have the time nor the patience to do that, so tough cookies for you.
*note* There are probably mistakes throughout this site. Do I care, you ask? No, I do not care, LIVE WITH IT A MISSING COMMA WILL NOT STRANGLE YOUR FACE.
kthxbi.
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By the way, you get a complimentary jar of nutella. Yes, I know; you love me right now.